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{"fact":"A cat\u2019s jaw can\u2019t move sideways, so a cat can\u2019t chew large chunks of food.","length":74}
{"slip": { "id": 203, "advice": "The best sex is fun."}}
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"}{"slip": { "id": 218, "advice": "Gratitude is said to be the secret to happiness."}}
{"slip": { "id": 183, "advice": "Always get two ciders."}}
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{"fact":"Julius Ceasar, Henri II, Charles XI, and Napoleon were all afraid of cats.","length":74}
{"fact":"A domestic cat can run at speeds of 30 mph.","length":43}
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