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Inal Batuvych Ardzinba is an Abkhazian politician who was Minister for Foreign Affairs of Abkhazia from November 2021 to May 2024.
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Sherman Township is a township in Sedgwick County, Kansas, United States. As of the 2000 United States census, it had a population of 1,362.
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